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The disgruntled rabbit discovers Generic Viagra and the rabbit population rises dramatically!

Once there was a rabbit, and unlike all the other rabbits in the warren, he was not ‘at it' all the time. This fact made him different to the other rabbits and he felt very sad. In fact, he became very grumpy and withdrawn from the rest of the happy bunnies who were happily procreating like, well like rabbits actually.
The warren was full of contented sighs and rustlings and new little baby rabbits appeared every few weeks, tiny little fluffy balls of fun for all the community to take care of.
The disgruntled rabbit watched all of this normal activity from his dark burrow and brooded. He did not want to be different and he did not know why he was, but all the other rabbits had learnt to avoid him and his grumpy ways - for how were a load of silly bunnies to know that he was depressed and suffering from erectile dysfunction? They could barely manage to say "fancy a shag?" so limited was their need for long words and complicated issues. This one sentence usually got them what they wanted and life would progress as usual, with the burrow full to the brim with joyfully procreating rabbits.
Poor disgruntled rabbit - what was he to do? Well as a result of being a social outcast, he had put his mind to other things and had taught himself to read the newspaper as a way of passing time that didn't involve copious copulation. He quite enjoyed it but knew what he would rather be doing!
However, one day he saw an advert for Generic Viagra that stated that it could help anyone to cure the problem of erectile dysfunction. He read on, it appeared as though the article was saying that Generic Viagra and another similar drug, Generic Cialis, could help him to achieve the necessary staying power to be like the rest of the warren! Could this be true? He was confused by some of the words but realised that Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis were the answer to his prayers... now how to get some? For although he could read a paper, he didn't know what the Internet was, and this seemed to be the way to procure Generic Cialis or Generic Viagra.
Weeks past and he kept the article safely under his bed until one day a chance meeting with a very literate bird revealed where he could find a computer and how to apply for the drugs. After a bit of skulduggery that resulted in the theft of a credit card and the creation of a fake address (facts which we will ignore, as this is, after all, a story), he was the proud owner of a package of Generic Viagra. (Gentle reader, we can assure you that the process is much simpler for people!)
He galloped off to the warren, at the ready, and managed to secure himself a willing ladyfriend - for rabbits are always willing, unlike humans!

Two weeks later, the disgruntled rabbit's own burrow was brimming with little baby bunnies and he was a very contented fellow indeed. But he made sure that he kept the article so that he could order more Generic Viagra whenever he needed it, as it is important for a rabbit to be ready for action at the merest tickle of a whisker, you know!

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